Another crappy Nic Cage movie.ĭaddy Geek Boy: Movie cliche #1: Good guy walking away in slow motion from an explosion.ĭufmanno: How do you break out of hell? This movie might prove very useful for those of us who already have reservations on the bullet train.Īrchphoenix: He broke out of hell? Is this Ghost Rider 2: We Couldn't Get the Rights? Wait. Hope ya love it!Īrchphoenix: Isn't that Nic's car from Gone In Sixty Seconds? I wonder how many classic Nic Cage movies this will reference?ĭufmanno: I am already about to give this movie legendary status right behind Vanishing Point with this opener.ĭaddy Geek Boy: Another crappy haircut. This week, we're taking a look at the trailer for the upcoming Nicolas Cage feature Drive Angry. He's a straight-talker with a taste for profanity ('You! Fat fuck!') and '70s funk and he's by far the best thing about Drive Angry.Hello and welcome to Smacktalk, where each week we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. Not only is he blown off screen by the hotpant-clad ass of Amber Heard (who bends over every bonnet in a four-mile radius) but he's out-Caged by supporting player William Fichtner, who plays The Accountant Satan's own pencil-pusher out to return Cage to Hell. Which is fair enough, but surely there's an opportunity for large-scale pig-release right there.Įqually weird - and not in the way intended - is the fact that Cage is overshadowed in his own movie.

it's the video feed!' Apparently you can't get HDMI for shit in Hell) and rather than relate it in the mad-eyed gibberish we've come to expect, he goes all glassy-eyed and intense. There's only one scene where he reveals to us the horrors of the underworld (features the baffling line: 'The burning's not the worst part.

The strange thing is, Cage is unusually restrained for a movie with such a bonkers premise. You know what you like and Nicolas Cage is giving it to you.

It's a movie about a man who breaks out of hell to rescue his baby granddaughter from the Satanic cult who killed his daughter, usually by running people over or, at a push, shooting them in the face. Drive Angry is very obviously Nicolas Cage embracing his own ridiculousness, or - in language invented by Bad Lieutenant director Werner Herzog - 'releasing the pigs'. Firstly, as I know you're all dying to find out, I'll address the burning issue:

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